Tue 29 Jun 2010
I found The Love Quotes Encyclopedia while randomly surfing and and I was hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny quotes dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. Quotes are hand picked and you will find yourself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many .
Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON )
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )
DESIRE….better known as agony (DON GILL )
The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’ (JERRY SEINFELD )
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows! (FREDERICK RYDER )
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP)
Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)
When the lights are out, All women are beautiful. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
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